I Dislike What This Program Is Saying So It Should Be Banned.

Aren't angry, right-wing crackpots so cute? Every time somebody so much as farts on TV, they show up and call for it to be banned and they won't go away until the TV station has stroked their little heads and said; "Don't worry, Mommy will make it all better.." Like a toddler that got called a name by a kid in the playground.

Why are you even watching these things if they offend you? Oh yes. You LIKE complaining, I would even say you get off on it and to be honest it's getting a little creepy. I'm offended that you think you have the right to send everything that you don't like into the fiery pits of hell as if it were the Devil himself.

"Damn you, freedom of expression!"

Don't you see the irony in your argument? You're arguing for these things that offend you to vanish. You want to take away the very right that you're using to say you want to get rid of that right.

And because I feel bad for you, and I want to help you I've created a little guide you can follow every time somebody says a naughty word on that picture box of yours.

Imagine the scenario; you've seen something you don't like and you can feel the vein in your head starting to pulse and your fists starting to clench, you're reaching for the phone to complain and this is where you should STOP!

Step 1: Instead of grabbing your phone, grab the remote for your TV.

Step 2: Now press the change channel button.

Step 3: Relax.

That was easy wasn't it? I find that this can work even better if you make yourself a cup of tea before-hand to help you stay calm and relaxed.