Getting Old

Keep an eye on my blog for some extra stuff about the comic. I'll be putting them up weekly to bi-weekly.

Hope you enjoy them.

Why Are These Cretins Allowed Children?

I saw a story on the Guardian site about 9 parents complaining about Cbeebies presenter; Cerrie Burnell because she was born with one arm.

I am glad to see, that from reading the comments, I'm not the only one who thinks this is fucking stupid.

If anything, it's a positive thing that children have disabled role models and are exposed to disability and equality through this at such an early age.

Maybe we could please all these stupid bastards by getting rid of everything on TV. Ever.

Entertainment.

The Hit

Here are some test shots for a comic I was going to make, named "The Hit".

Just click the pictures to see the Flickr photo page.







The last one was actually shot for the test page but I liked it so much that I had to show it on it's own.

The page turned out to be more of a fun practise in style and cinematography. I really enjoyed making it.

Tell me what you think.

PC Vs. Mac

I love my old, half-broken, virus-infected PC.

New Tablet

I got a new tablet today, and I love it.




It reminds me of i-Robot, so fingers crossed it doesn't start a technological rebellion. The last thing I need is to wake up to the blender, microwave and my TV attempting to take over the world.

The Sound of Silence and a Single Gun Shot

The Sound of Silence and a Single Gun Shot, originally uploaded by Monkfish44.

I've just been playing around with lighting and thought it looked decent here.

"Ironic" T-shirts

Ironic T-shirts piss me off.

"That's like, genius."

Although your twatty friends are stunned by your amazing grasp of basic sarcasm, everyone else just sees a dick in a stupid T-shirt.

New Poll

I've added a new poll to the sidebar asking what you would like to see more of. You can choose multiple answers but please only choose 3 at the most.


Notice: I probably won't act on the results.

General Ramblings

I seem to be building more, which is odd. But just tiny stuff like this:

See? I would build something at a bigger scale but I'm lazy and watching TV is easier. I hate taking photos of anything yellow and shiny, why do all my photos of yellow suck so bad? Maybe it's the lamp. Fucking lamps.

I guess I should update this more regularly too. I can't remember the last time I posted something, but I'll echo it again; I'm hideously lazy.

I was also thinking of making a Twitter, then realised I just don't like stalkers enough.

The Wheelie Bin Kid

Because I'm lazy and can't be bothered to do anything most of the time brilliant ideas such as this don't cross my mind every second, sometimes I'll just post a video that I find funny.

This video is from the Ricky Gervais show on XFM.

The story is courtesy of the accidentally funny Karl Pilkington.

If you liked that, here's some more because I'm feeling generous: Karl on the Supernatural, School Photo, and the whole channel!

I'm a Genius

I have a plan. A plan so brilliant, you'll probably laugh.

But, they laughed at Aristotle, Newton and Einstein! (I have no historical conformation of these but people were mad religious back then.)

It's a way of solving four problems all at once. That's right! Forget two birds with one stone... I'm taking out a whole cage with a grenade*.

Okay, first I'll address the problems: 1) Obesity. This country has gotten chubby as of late. 2) NHS under-funding. 3) Olympic budget. 4) Boring TV.

And now, the plan! We need to get these fat people thin right? We need to cut the budget for the Olympics right? We need to give more money to the NHS right? You're tired of the endless drivel being put out on TV right?

So what we do, is kidnap a majority of the fat people and send them to sports centres around the country. Lock them in there and put them on training programs until the Olympics arrives. We have athletes! The cost of these "training camps" will be funded by the BBC so no more money will be spent by the government on funding training programs, living expenses etc. The BBC will fund it because they'll get to make a TV show, after all you can't be doing a good deed without making a TV show out of it! Take the money saved from funding the athletes and put it into the budget for the NHS.

Future gold medallists.

Now we've cured obesity, got a good TV show, cut some funding on the Olympics and put more money into the National Health Service!

I'm a fucking genius.

*Don't throw grenades at birds. It makes a terrible mess.

Unrequited Love

A little something I took after getting the Clone Walker Battle Pack.

It's amazing how emotive those blank faced helmets can be with a little posing.

More clones here.

Truth in Advertising

Truth in Advertising, originally uploaded by skonen_blades.

I saw this on flickr, and it's true.

If your love with her depends on a ring then tell her to fuck off. She's not the one.