I'm a Genius

I have a plan. A plan so brilliant, you'll probably laugh.

But, they laughed at Aristotle, Newton and Einstein! (I have no historical conformation of these but people were mad religious back then.)

It's a way of solving four problems all at once. That's right! Forget two birds with one stone... I'm taking out a whole cage with a grenade*.

Okay, first I'll address the problems: 1) Obesity. This country has gotten chubby as of late. 2) NHS under-funding. 3) Olympic budget. 4) Boring TV.

And now, the plan! We need to get these fat people thin right? We need to cut the budget for the Olympics right? We need to give more money to the NHS right? You're tired of the endless drivel being put out on TV right?

So what we do, is kidnap a majority of the fat people and send them to sports centres around the country. Lock them in there and put them on training programs until the Olympics arrives. We have athletes! The cost of these "training camps" will be funded by the BBC so no more money will be spent by the government on funding training programs, living expenses etc. The BBC will fund it because they'll get to make a TV show, after all you can't be doing a good deed without making a TV show out of it! Take the money saved from funding the athletes and put it into the budget for the NHS.

Future gold medallists.

Now we've cured obesity, got a good TV show, cut some funding on the Olympics and put more money into the National Health Service!

I'm a fucking genius.

*Don't throw grenades at birds. It makes a terrible mess.